I was grabbing my daily bagel from Sainsburys the other day and, as usual, I drifted past the magazines. One particular title caught my eye. Period Ideas. My head was suddenly filled with the sort of articles that could be contained within. Rampant Blood Loss: 10 Ways to cope. Flush or Bin? How You Can Help the Environment. Do You Suffer From PMT? So Do the Rest of Us, Bitch, So Deal With It! Each magazine is issued every 28 days or whenever the publishers bloody-well feel like it.
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